Page 16 THE VILLADOM TIMES IV • April 24, 2013 ing on the driveway at a staggering discount. The “asphalt” is probably black paint from a deep-discount paint store. The secondary targets are the baby boomers, those born just after World War II through about 1960. Baby boomers tend not to be good at saving money, but they tend to want to be -- or act -- younger than they are, and this targets them in several ways. Baby boomers enjoy working outdoors to show they are still spry, or because they simply love nature. Police in Wyckoff have discovered a new menace: While the husband and wife are outside in the garden, the perpetrator, sometimes posing as a contractor, slips into the house though a door that was left open and makes off with whatever cash, jewelry, or high-grade electronics he can gather up in a minute or less. This scam has overtones of burglary, but the impersonation of a contractor verges it over into a sort of confidence game. Amazon wonder drugs are also big with some baby boomers. The new exotic fruit found only in the Amazon will take 40 years off your life, restore your energy, and make your hair grow back. The Indians in the Amazon - like Indians everywhere -- do not experience male pattern baldness. Sadly enough, people who know them say Amazon Indians generally live to be about 40, so if the Amazon berries really work, they do not work on the people who discovered them. Bullying also turns up. A few years ago, a woman whose first language was not English, was ordering legal therapeutic drugs by mail. She received a call from the “FDA” telling her there was a federal warrant out on her for violating the narcotics laws and if she did not want to go to prison, she should send multiple thousands of dollars. The woman may very well have come from a country where genuine public officials are not averse to bribes, but in this case the public official was anything but genuine. The money vanished, but she did not go to jail. Selling items on the Internet also has its perils. One favorite scam begins when the seller receives a check for $2,000 when he was asking for $200. The seller follows up and the buyer says the best way to deal with it is to send a refund of $1,800 and cash the check. A few days later, the seller, who has already sent out the merchandise, learns that the $2,000 check bounced. Sales of non-existent property also generate excellent returns -- until the perpetrator gets caught. A Bergen County man recently came under indictment when he obtained some five-figure checks from a number of people promising quick returns on the purchase of real estate at low prices and the resale of real estate at fair market value. Many fortunes have been made in this manner. The trouble is that the real estate the man was selling never existed. A different man met a woman at a hotel, convinced the hotel manager to give her a better room at the same price, and won her confidence that he was a true gentleman and a brilliant businessman. He then offered her a chance to finance a real estate deal that was too good to refuse, he said. Oddly enough, that money also disappeared. The sad fact of life it that it is easier for some people at the lower edge of the wage scale to get rich by stealing than it is by working -- until they get caught. When they do get caught, their savings evaporate into extended plea bargains instead of tropical vacations or weekends in Paris. Honest people are vulnerable simply because they are honest. If an honest man finds an envelope full of cash lying on the street, he can take his chances that it is not counterfeit or marked ransom money and pocket it. If the wad of cash is in a wallet with an address, he will feel compelled to hand it over to the police or find the owner. Someone I know left a bag of quarters on a New York bus, but there was an ID card with an address in the bag. A couple of days later, a woman drove up in front of the house, rang the doorbell, and gave back the plastic bag full of change. My son dropped a $50 bill in his freshman year of college and another freshman saw it fall, picked it up, tapped my son’s shoulder, and handed it to him. There are people like that from all groups. There are also people from all groups who stay awake at night trying to figure out how to separate honest men and women from their hard-earned dollars. The best way to avoid their scams is to remember the old adage: If it seems too good to be true, it probably IS too good to be true. It is also wise to tell your grandchildren to drive safely in other countries -- or to see America first. Some historians believe the central theme of American history is the unending battle between the creditors and the debtors. Now that spring is here, a sub-theme plays out as people who may have debts, but probably do not pay them, assault the bank accounts of those who do save money. The assailants are known as scam artists. The target of most scam artists is the “Depression baby” group: people born during times when money was scarce and saving was encouraged because many people lost the farm or the house and many missed meals. Those people learned the value of a dollar before the value of a dollar dropped to twelve-and-a-half cents in gold-backed currency. The Depression babies saved hard. Scammers pursue them like wolves chasing down caribou. One of the favorite scams is the grandson in trouble scheme. Grandma and Grandpa get a phone call, supposedly from a foreign country. The caller tells them their grandson, usually a college student or a recent graduate, has had a serious accident somewhere outside the United States -- Canada seems to be a favorite -- and that the Mounties have him in custody. Unless the caller gets $20,000 to hire a lawyer, the grandson will be thrown in prison. The grandparents come up with the money and send it to the lawyer by some sort of transfer method that does not facilitate delayed payment. If the grandparents are really unlucky, they may get another phone call to pay, let us say, for medical bills for the other person who was injured in the accident so that he or she does not press charges. Eventually, the grandparents get suspicious or run out of accessible savings. Then the grandson turns up and reports that he was never in Canada and absolutely not in an automobile accident. The good news is that the grandson is not locked away with imaginary surly trappers and prospectors and their sled dogs or insurgent Eskimos. The bad news is the grandparents wiped out a bank account when the grandson was never at risk. The scam is predicated on a human foible: Mothers-inlaw seldom trust daughters-in-law to do a good job of raising kids, and grandmothers expect the “spoiled” grandson to get into trouble. Freud could explain this sort of thing, but I can’t. The love of grandparents for their grandchildren is ruthlessly exploited by scammers who love money more than honor. A lot of them do. People who do not know a lot about exterior home maintenance are also targets. The scam here is for a contractor to pull up in a truck, ring the doorbell, and politely but breathlessly warn that he was driving around and noticed that the homeowner’s chimney was about to collapse. For a rather substantial amount of money, he can make sure that it does not collapse. People who have been there know the “contractor” will probably ask to be paid in cash or by personal check if at all possible, and will then clamber up on the roof, do some useless work, and report that the chimney was about to collapse, but he saved the day at the last minute. Alternatively, the contractor may pull up and tell the homeowner he was just doing a job on the next block and has some leftover asphalt that could be used for a new coat- Springtime is scam season Milano receives Advocacy Award Danny Glover, actor and philanthropist, and Bernie Milano. Allendale resident Bernard J. Milano, president and trustee of the KPMG Foundation, and president and board member of The PhD Project and KPMG Disaster Relief Fund, has received the American Association of Blacks in Higher Education’s 2013 AABHE Advocacy Award. Milano was selected by a unanimous decision by the AABHE Board of Directors. The AABHE Advocacy Award is presented to individuals who have served as an advocate for marginalized groups, and to those whose vision or actions have dramatically expanded and enhanced educational opportunities for all groups and advanced issues of access and opportunities for blacks and other under-represented groups in higher education. AABHE sited Milano’s stellar career as president of the KPMG Foundation and president of The PhD Project as examples of these accomplishments. Hollywood actor and philanthropist Danny Glover was also awarded the AABHE Cultural Award alongside Milano. “While I am honored and humbled by this award, it is the vision, courage, commitment, and generosity of KPMG that has allowed our programs to achieve the results this award celebrates,” Milano said. “Mainly through The PhD Project, coupled with the KPMG Foundation minority initiatives, the number of minority faculty has nearly quadrupled since the project was initiated in 1994. Few organizations are willing to stay the course necessary to achieve such dramatic results; KPMG has been steadfast in its approach to systemic change in business education.” Milano graduated from Temple University with a bachelor’s degree in accounting, and started his career with KPMG in the audit practice of the Philadelphia office. Prior to his current roles as president of the KPMG Foundation and the KPMG Disaster Relief Fund, he held positions of increasing responsibility including national partner in charge of university relations and national partner in charge of human resources. He lives with his wife, Sharon, and sons Matthew and Adam. Milano has four older children and six grandchildren. He holds honorary Doctor of Humane Letters degrees from North Carolina A&T State University and Kent State University. The PhD Project, a 501(c) (3) organization the KPMG Foundation founded in 1994, recruits minority professionals from business into doctoral programs in all business disciplines. Since its inception, The PhD Project has been responsible for the increase in the number of minority business professors from 294 to 1,172. Some 362 minorities are currently enrolled in doctoral programs, and will take a place at the front of the classroom over the next few years. The project attacks the root cause of minority under-representation in corporate jobs: Historically, very few minority college students studied business as an entrée to a corporate career. Diversifying the faculty attracts more minorities to study business and better prepares all students to function in a diverse workforce. The KPMG Foundation is a 501(c)(3) private foundation that operates on donations from KPMG LLP, the U.S. audit, tax, and advisory firm. Through the KPMG Foundation, the firm has spent over 40 years supporting and developing programs to enhance business education. AABHE has more than 25 years of experience focused on meeting the educational and professional needs of blacks in higher education by targeting leadership, access, and vital issues impacting students, faculty, staff and administrators, and in the field of higher education.