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Page 18 THE VILLADOM TIMES I • August 14, 2013
Healing in America’s heartland
Recently, my wife’s schedule, my son’s schedule, and
my own schedule left us a single sunny window, and we
climbed through it. We all got together to look for some
healing in America’s heartland at the Warren County Farm-
ers Fair.
The most spectacular feature of the fair is the hot air bal-
loon rides. My wife and I sometimes watch the parti-col-
ored balloons soar over my son’s house, Castle Dangerous,
and drop off their passengers and crews in the surround-
ing farmland. We had expected to spend some time with
my grandson, too, but a break in his schedule for a visit to
family friends left Johnny stuck with Mom and Pop. This
could not have been easy for him, but he took it like a man
-- or maybe like a kid again.
The farmers fair takes place in an area that may or may
not be Phillipsburg. The map is easy to follow, but the
designations are amorphous. Out in Warren County, it is
America and local borders appear irrelevant.
The dirt-and-grass parking lot was in a field where four-
wheel drive was a good option. My son remarked that he
had never seen so many SUVs in one parking lot, but there
was ample space and the people at the gate were friendly
and helpful. The admission was $6 a head, which covered
absolutely everything, except for rides and snacks.
There were short lines, and the Ferris wheel and minia-
ture rollercoaster had a lot of empty cars. America is hurt-
ing, even in the farm country, but America is still strong.
The people we saw were sturdy, good-looking in an honest
way, and not at all intrusive, but helpful when asked for
information. They were instantly likable.
Anything billed as a “farmers fair” is expected to be
unpretentious. The variety of the sights and shows, how-
ever, was impressive. I had seen that a farmer up the road
from my son was raising water buffalo. At the fair, we got a
look at some adolescent water buffalo. When they grow up,
their milk is used for fresh mozzarella cheese, which is why
people raise them locally. Mozzarella fresh from the water
buffalo! It doesn’t get better than that.
My wife remembered that when she was a kid, the neigh-
borhood junk wagon was still pulled by an ox that looked
something like one of the water buffalo. Then the noodle
man would come and blow his quavering whistle and the
kids would run outside to buy noodles, listen to the noodle
man’s stories, and pat the junk wagon ox. Even in Tokyo,
people lived closer to nature in those days. This was before
television and long before computers.
The animal barns at the fair also featured an alpaca with
a bad haircut. His head was still fluffy, but his body was
trimmed until his back and flanks looked something like
my son’s boxer dogs. A crafts person with a sort of modern
spinning wheel was turning the alpaca wool into yarn.
The livestock also included llamas, which are sometimes
kept with sheep to protect the lambs from coyotes and feral
dogs, and standard European livestock: a big pinto horse,
several types of cows, some remarkable pink pigs, goats,
a big domestic turkey, and lots of chickens. Kids who have
only seen these animals in books especially enjoy seeing
them up close.
We expected the barn marked “Home Garden” to be
selling garden tools. Wrong! This barn featured a non-
commercial exhibit of home-grown vegetables, homemade
scarecrows, and some extremely professional photographs
obviously taken with quality cameras by people who knew
what they were doing. Most of the “models” were either
children or pets. There was nothing to buy, but lots to
appreciate. One area featured a long shed with comfortable chairs
set up facing a row of tractors: a tractor museum of sorts.
Another shed had brochures from all sorts of groups that
wanted members or had information to offer for free. You
could literally do the whole show for the price of admis-
sion. We had gotten our money’s worth even before the bal-
loon launch, which turned out to be iffy. Balloons are
weather sensitive and the turbulence in the upper air led the
balloonist to send up one, two, and three black balloons of
the size you buy for real estate sales just to make sure the
big balloons were going to be stable. The third test balloon
was the charm and the word passed among the spectators
that the launch would take place well before sundown.
“Look, Mom, your umbrella is attracting other Asians,”
my son said.
We had gotten an early spot by the fence and my wife’s
telltale umbrella -- serving as a parasol -- became a vector
point for other Asians: a Japanese couple, an extended
Brahmin family from India, a Dravidian father and two
sons, a couple of Chinese families, and a couple of Korean
families. There were no conflicts whatsoever, domestic or
imported. Everybody got along as all Americans should.
Our nearest neighbors were folks from Wales by way of
Pennsylvania. We all kept taking one other’s photographs.
I asked a couple of times if they could see past us. This
is sometimes a problem: My son represents a horizontal
obstacle, and I represent a vertical obstacle. They said they
could see. I hope they were not just being polite.
Before the cool breeze of the evening, with clouds in
the far distance, the balloon crews got busy. A woman
explained to my wife that the balloons first have to be
partly filled with random air from pumps, then with hot
air generated by propane. The first passenger balloon was
laid out flat, and filled slowly until they were ready for the
hot air. Once the propane got started, the “monster” as my
Making memories
wife affectionately called it, rose up to its full impressive
height of a five-story house and the people in the basket
left the ground waving to us, as we waved back and some
people cheered. Shortly, the big balloons were sprouting
like mushrooms in a variety of colors, including my son’s
favorite, the “United States Constitution” with bold red and
white stripes and a picture of parchment on one side.
One bold adventurer took off with no basket. He was
sitting in a sort of chair with his legs dangling.
The balloons all headed in the same general direction,
over the wooded ridge toward my son’s house. About 15
balloons took part in the launch and every one rated waves
from the spectators who found the spectacle impressive and
touching. As we left, people were revving up trucks for a haul-
ing contest, another featured event. The pedestrian crowds
were formidable, but mannerly. A nice man with plausible
muscles asked me if he was edging me out of line for food,
but he was not. I told him to go for it, and we both grinned.
I wonder who was scarier.
My wife rated the fair a wonderful family event for the
summer. I totally agree. It was well worth the admission
and the ride from Bergen County.
My son, who travels more than we older folks do, told
us, “This is what America looks like.” The people were
sturdy, healthy, very clean, and notably free of any kind of
animosity. They did not impose themselves on anyone. If
you talk to them, you find that you are talking to friends,
and they know what they are talking about in their own
fields of expertise.
If America looks like this, the county still has a future
-- IF those of us who have any knowledge of world affairs
or an international perspective manage to keep these honest
people out of trouble. These people do not need a war in
Iraq. They do not need to be manipulated by multi-national
corporations, international banks, or the agents of foreign
governments. They need to run their own lives and to
keep producing food, oxygen, and wholesome family-style
events like the farmers fair.
The people who think the government that represents
all of us, or the corporations that control the government,
can continue to pull the strings for the rest of the world,
however, are in for a rough haircut. Let us hope we get off
as easily as that alpaca.
Alyssa Cornetta, Priscilla Schmidt, Brielle Cramer, Teya Rosso, Cadence Schmidt, and Gemma Rosso recently ran a lemon-
ade stand. The children decided to donate the $25 they made to the American Cancer Society. The money was donated in the
name of Charolette Sless, a family friend who recently lost her battle with cancer.